A question and a proposal

So, I watched The Ringer a few months ago and I've been looking around and observing ever since. And this got me thinking. Have you ever seen a shortbus Asian? Statistically, they surely must exist. The Asian population is huge and takes up a large percentage of the world. So they must have a few crossed wires in there somewhere. Do they just hide them, or are the Asians genetically superior? Prove me wrong, find me a shortbus Asian or at the very least an Asian without a PhD!