An actual conversation between Kayla and I went something like this:

Me: "Kayla, please don't touch the buttons on the t.v."

Kayla: "Yup" *push, push*

Me (kneeling down and taking her hand away from the t.v): "Kayla, No. Mommy just asked you not to touch the buttons, and were you touching the buttons?"

Kayla: "Yup."

Me: "You're right, you were touching the buttons. Now please go play somewhere else. Would you like a snack?"

Kayla: "Cracka"

Me: "Okay, let's go get some crackers."

As I stated this I went to go and turn down the volume on the t.v(the buttons Kayla had pushed).

Kayla (looking at me and grabbing my hand and yanking it away): "No, no, no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Me(shocked): "Kayla, mommy is allowed to touch the t.v because I'm a grown up."

Kayla: *An absolute look of shock and disgust on her face*

Me: "I know Kayla, Mommy can hardly believe that she's grown up either!"

End scene.

Seriously, I just got "lectured" by a one year old. Rough.