Scott and I had a conversation today. It went a little something like this:
.....Fade in...........
Kathryn looks over to see Scott with a cup of tea
Kathryn: I was thinking about having a cup of tea as well
Scott: Well if you do that, you'll just be a copy cat
Kathryn: Well, I really was thinking about having one around 12 today but didn't. So really I thought of it first!
Scott: Well, I thought of it long before you. I've been thinking about it my whole life!
Kathryn: Your whole life? I bet you didn't even know what a cup of tea was when you were three!
Scott: I had tea with the queen when I was a fetus....
Kathryn: Yeah, like the only way that would happen is if your mom drank tea with the queen.
Scott: No! I came out still attached with the umbilical cord and drank tea with her....
....And fade out...
Somehow, I have trouble believing Scott's story. I'm gullable but that seems a little far fetched. Like, what fetus likes tea!?!? Come on, really!!!!!!
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