Oh my...

I was browsing through some old posts of mine, hoping for a good old laugh and then I came across it -- the mother of all posts! How could I ever forget this client --

Scarred For Life...

My ears continue to hemorrhage at hearing an older female client use the following colourful expression to explain the severity of her thirst:

"my mouth is dryer than a nun's..."

The "..." was never verbalized but the combination of my shocked look and her embarrassed laughter made the statement's ending crystal clear.

Ew....

Oh god.