My fate as a future cat lady is sealed. Scott told me the other day that he plans on turning me into a bitter old crazy woman who has lot's and lot's of cats. And by lot's, we're talking at least 50 to 100.
I noticed that after he said this I saw many a poster with cats on it, one "Cats of Rome" calendar and one poster with a woman on it who looks like she is dressed up as a cat (she's crawling around in her superduperawesome fur costume with silver space boots and a laser gun, or maybe it is Jane Fonda dressed up as a cat with a laser gun - I coudn't be sure).
Clearly, these are signs. Signs that are neon, blinking on and off and screaming "KATHRYN IS DESTINED TO DIE AN OLD BITTER WOMAN WITH A HUNDRED CATS WHO WILL EAT HER EYES AND POSSIBLY HER SPLEEN BEFORE ANYONE CAN FIND OR SAVE HER."
Wow, it really gives me something to look forward to, eh? Don't be jelaous....
1 comment:
Just remember that crazy cat ladies are people to! By the way if you start to smell like a litter box just make sure that someone loves you enough to tell you.
Cherie AKA to lazy to log in as Baby on Board
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