I had a conversation this week that went like this:
Girl: Meat is murder blah blah if you saw what they did to cows you'd never eat meat again.
Me: Actaully, I've seen those videos and they always make me want a burger.
Girl: I don't think that's true, but if it is, I pity you.
Me: It is true, and don't pity me. I pity you because you care so much about some damn cows. I don't care if you don't eat meat, but don't preach to me about it and tell me about the perils of being a cow, because I couldn't care any less.
Girl: Of course I care about cows, any thinkng, caring person would. I feel sorry for people who have no heart.
Me: I have a heart about things that matter, not what goes on my plate
And...I could write more but......
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