Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Realizations....

Good news: I don't think I'm having heart attacks, nor do I have any blood clots.

Bad news: It's possible that I have the consumption.(I just watched 'Moulin Rouge'--I have a bad case of Hypochondracism-->I just made that spelling up)

Good news: When you've got the consumption, you get really pretty because your cheeks are all flushed and you look kind of poetic and wasting away-ish Like Nicole Kidman In 'Moulin Rouge'

Bad news: Probably I'm just getting a cold, which is not nearly as poetic.

Good news: Generally, one does not die from colds, as tends to happen with the consumption.

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